Not to be confused with a gumshoe. Ha! Oh man that was a goodie.

LINK:  WHITEFUCTORY

59-year-old Virginia Beach resident Gary Duschl now holds the Guinness World Record for the longest gum wrapper chain.

At 12 miles long and with over three million links, he attributes his success to a “very understanding wife.”

I’ll bet he has cavities.

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POP! goes the muse.

Link:  MATT SUNDIN