I’m not telling you how much these are, but I will tell you that I dreamed of them last night.

LINK:  10 CORSO COMO

Neon, bright and not-so-easy on the eyes, I’ve been spying hi-liter yellow all over the place. Don’t stare too long; you might see stars!

1. Lola Tiered Dress ($135) at Net-a-Porter
2. Carved Rose Bracelet ($38) at Tarina Tarantino
3. Lomography Fisheye Camera in Yellow ($49) at Urban Outfitters
4. Hard Cover Phone Case 3-pk ($13) at Amazon
5. Yellow Skinny Tie ($16) at Ties.com
6. ADAM Yellow Shorts ($102) at The Outnet
7. Tolomeo Table Lamp in Yellow ($410) at Room&Board
8. Neon Piggy Bank ($27) at Banks, Banks, Banks
9. Bright Yellow Lattice Metal Chair ($35) at AceMart

I completely need a lamp that looks like a lantern but isn’t. Because it’s a lamp.

Did you catch that? ($44)

LINK: HOUSE 8810

Gracious, I’ve been seriously slacking in keeping you guys updated on our massive renovation…

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Sort of remind me of that time we hung Becky’s undies from the ceiling fan after she fell asleep.

LINK: KICKI MOLLER

p.s. Becky, if you’re reading this? It was totally Jennifer’s idea.

Henry van Nistelrooy created lamps that can change clothes. Sort of. Genius!

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Man. This piece would be perfection in my new house. Seriously. I’m dying.

And only $58? Perhaps it’s not such a pipe dream after all! Ha! A funny!

Link:  SLEEK IDENTITY

p.s. Hey Sleek Identity — today is my birthday. I’m not lying!

OMG! It’s the 3D (and well-lit) version of this painting! Amazing.

Link:  MONDO CANE

Oh, man. Ohhhhh, man. This would be so, so perfect in my Scandinavian dining room. DIY, perhaps?

Link:  GELCHOP

All the kings’ horses couldn’t make me laugh harder.

Link:  J SCHATZ